George Bush,queen elizabeth and vladimir putin all die and go to hell.They notice a red phone and ask what its for they are told its for calling earth but its long distance and they must pay for calls.
Vladimir calls russia and talks for 5 minutes,he is informed thats one million dollars so he writes the devil a check.
Queen elizabeth calls england and talks for 30 minutes she is informed that will be six million dollar.
finally george bush gets to call U.S.A. he talks for four hours he is informed the call is free and may call the U.S. anytime he likes at no charge.
Vladimir goes ballistic ,why does bush get to call USA for free.The devil informs Vladimir that since Obama became elected president America went to Hell so it's a local call.
Rattlesnake in my next door neighbors yard!
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