Pres obama and Tonto go camping in desert,after setting up camp they crawl in tent and fall fast asleep.several hours later tonto wakes obama and sez look towards the sky and tell me what you see.
Obama tells Tonto I see millions of stars.Tonto sez what that tell you?
Obama sez well Astronomically speaking that tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
That astrologically speaking it tells me saturn is in leo.
Time wise it is approximatly a quarter after three in the morning.
Theologically speaking that mother nature is all powerfull and we are small and insignificant.
meteorlogically it tells me we will have a beautifull day tomorrow.
What does it tell you tonto my friend.
It tell me,you are Dumber than buffalo shit.
It means someone stole the tent
Rattlesnake in my next door neighbors yard!
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